"Redneck Lottery Winner" joke

A redneck purchases a ticket and wins the lottery, so he heads to Austin to claim his prize. The man there verifies his ticket number and confirms he has, indeed, won the lottery.
"I want my $20 million," says the redneck.
"I'm sorry, sir," the man replies, "it just doesn't work that way. We give you one million today and then you will receive the rest spread out over the next nineteen years."
"Oh, no. I want all my money now!" demands the redneck. "I won it and I want it!"
The man again explains that he would only receive one million that day and the rest over a nineteen year period.
Furious, the redneck screams, "Look, I want my money. If you're not going to give me my $20 million immediately, then I want my dollar back!"

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