"Redneck Star Player" joke

The coach of an all Redneck football team entered the locker room before a game, looked at his star player and said, "Since you failed math, I'm not supposed to allow you to play, but we really need you in there. So, what I must do is ask you a math question and if you get it right, you can play."
The player agreed. Looking intently into the player's eyes, the coach asked, "Now concentrate... what is two plus two?"
Thinking for a moment, the player answered, "Four?"
Surprised and relieved that he got it right, the coach exclaimed, "Four?!?"
Suddenly, all the other players on the team began screaming, "Aw, c'mon coach, give him another chance!"

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