"Redundant" joke

One morning while she was making breakfast, the local fitness freak walked
up to his wife, pinched her on the bum and said, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of your girdles."
This was a bit over the limit, but she controlled herself and replied with silence.
Next morning the man woke his wife with a pinch on the breast.
"You know love if you firmed these up we could get rid of your bras."
That was too far over the limit. She rolled over and grabbed him by the groin!
Maintaining a vice grip she whispered in ear, "You know dear if you firmed this up we could get rid of the postman, the gardener, the pool man
and your brother."

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