"Refund" joke

ONCE we had gone to the theatre. A couple with a baby was sitting by our side. The baby started crying loudly and disturbed other spectators. An attendant came and said, If you cannot keep the baby quiet, you will have to leave. We will refund your money.'
The lady put the baby to her breast and he fell quiet. The play was very boring. At the end of the second act, my neighbour said to his wife,' Pinch the baby and get it to howl.'

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