"Rejected Public Holidays" joke

Top 12 Rejected Public Holidays

12 Start of Christmas Season Day
11 False Labor Day
10 Make a Move on Your Secretary Day
9 Hallmark Card Day
8 Bring Your Handgun to Work Day
7 Newtsmas
6 Deadbeat Father's Day
5 Bad Hair Day
4 Put Your Daughter To Work Day
3 Doris Day
2 St. Hooter's Day

and the Number 1 Rejected Public Holiday...

1 Hash Wednesday