"Relaxing In The Park" joke

While taking a walk through the park, a woman sat down on a park bench. Glancing around and seeing no one in sight, she decided to stretch out her legs on the seat and relax.
A short time later, a dirty old beggar approached her and said, "Mornin' Sunshine, how's about we go for a little walk together?"
"How dare you!" the woman exclaimed. "What do you take me for, some kind of cheap pick-up?"
"Well then," said the beggar, "what are you doing in my bed?"

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