"Religion school" joke

A girl in R.E. sits in the front row. A kid behind her kepps poking her with a stick. One day, the teacher asks the girl "Who saved us from all sin?" The kid pokes her. " JESUS CHRIST!" she replies. "Very good, now who do we worship in church?" asks the teacher. The kid pokes he again. "
LORD ALMIGTY!" "Correct, now, what did Eve say to Adam after their 23rd child?" The kid pokes her again. "You jab that thing at me one more time and I swear I'll break it off!"

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