"Religious airlines" joke

U heard each of the religions r having their own airplane companies now? Each with it's own motto...
Baptist Airlines: No drinking, smoking or dancing in the aisles...
Catholic Lines: All our attendants wear black
Methodist Flys: Drinks for Everybody!
Jehovah Witness Wings: No matter how short your bathroom "visit"... we KEEP knocking at the door..
How much sin can I get away with & STILL get to heaven...

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