"Remaining Pure" joke

A fellow in a bar notices a particular woman who frequents the place regularly is always alone. After a couple of weeks, he decided to make his move.
"No thanks," she said politely, "This will probably sound very odd in this day and age, but I plan on remaining pure until I meet the man I love."
"That must be a little difficult to do," replied the man.
"No, not really. I don't mind too much," she answered. "It does have my husband quite upset, though."

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