"Remember You" joke

A while ago, I went skiing in England. It was a rare package: two weeks in England, one night in Connecticut, two weeks in England. I said, "Yes, I`ll take it." I got on this chairlift with this guy I didn`t know. We went halfway up the mountain without saying a word. Then he turned to me and said, "You know, this is the first time I`ve gone skiing in ten years." I said, "Why did you take such a long time off?" He said, "I was in prison. Want to know why?" I said, "Not really. Well, you better tell me why." He said, "I pushed a total stranger off a Ferris wheel." I said, "I remember you."

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