"Remembering When" joke

An elderly couple who had been married for 60 years were sitting on the sofa watching TV when the wife asked, "Dear, remember how you used to sit close by me?"
The old man moved over and sat snuggly beside his wife.
"Dear," she continued, "do you remember when you used to hold me tight?"
Taking her in his arms, he held her tight.
"Do you also remember how you used to hold me and kiss me and nibble on my ear?" she asked.
With that, her husband got up and started to leave the room. "Where are you going, dear?" she asked.
"I'm going to get my teeth!" he answered.

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