"Remote Control" joke

The clerk asked me, "Cash, check or charge?" after ringing up my purchase.
As I fumbled through my wallet, she noticed a remote control for a television set in my purse.
"Do you always carry your TV remote?" she asked.
"No," I replied. "But my husband refused to come shopping with me, so I figured this was the most evil thing I could do to him!"

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