"Replace the dead rooster" joke

A truck driver was rolling through some small town in the middle of nowhere when he ran over a rooster. He appeared at the first farm he came to and knocked on the door. The farmers wife answered, "What do you want," she asked.
"Ma'am," he said, "I ran over your rooster. I'd like to replace it."
The farmer's wife looked him up and down and said, "Show me your manhood, mister."
The trucker was confused, but showed her his pecker.
"Fair enough," the farmers wife said, "The chickens are out back."

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