"Replacement…" joke
A bloke walks into a pub and says “Can I have a pie and chips please? ” The barman fetches the food, the guy sits down, eats the chips, puts the pie on his head and walks out. The barman is confused. The next day the same man returns to the pub and orders another pie and chips. The barman serves him his meal, he eats the chips, puts the pie on his head, and walks out. The barman only just resists the temptation to ask him what he’s doing. The following day, the same man returns to the pub and orders another pie and chips. The barman says “Sorry, we’re out of pies today, but you can have a pasty and chips if you want…. ” The man accepts the pasty and chips, sits down and eats the chips, and then puts the pasty in his head. He’s just about to walk out, when the barman collars him and asks “Oi, mate, why have you got that pasty on your head? ” The man replies “Well you haven’t got any pies….. ”
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