"Rest in Peace" joke

A man is holding his wife's hand as she lays on her death
bed.
"Jerry, I,..., I have something to tell you before I pass
on."
"No, no, dear. Everything is forgiven now. All is well."
"No, Jerry. I've been carrying this load for years now, and I
must tell you. I,..., I've been unfaithful to you. I
slept with your best friend, Phil. I'm so terribly sorry."
"Yes, dear, I know. Why do you think I poisoned you?"
Ron Baakkonen U.C. Berkeley

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