"Restaurant Guarantee" joke

A man entered a restaurant and noticed a sign which read: "$500 if we don't fill your order."
He ordered a monkey tail sandwich on rye bread. The waitress jotted it down and went to the kitchen to place the order.
Shortly afterwards there was a big commotion and the manager of the restaurant went to the man with five $100 bills.
As the manager laid the bills out on the table, he said, "Sir, I'm terribly sorry we are unable to fill your order. I want you to know this is the first time in fifteen years that we've run out of rye bread."

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