"Returning the favor" joke

A man walks into the store to buy some tampons for his wife. After walking around, unable to find them, he asks a clerk for assistance. She walks him over to the aisle where they are and he thanks her. A few minutes later he walks up to the cash register and puts down a big bag of cotton balls and a roll of string. Confused, the cashier says, “I thought you were after tampons for your wife? ” The man says, “It’s like this… Last week I sent my wife to the store to get me a carton of cigarettes and she came back with a box of papers and a pouch of tobacco. I figure if I gotta roll my own, so does she. ”

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