"Rewards" joke
While out jogging Bill Clinton tripped and fell over a bridge into the cold water below. Three young boys playing by the water saw what happened, jumped in and pulled him to shore. Being very thankful, he said to the boys, "Boys, you have just saved the former President of the United States. You each deserve a reward."
"I'd love to go to Disney World," the first boy said. "I will take you there personally," Bill replied.
"I'd like to have a brand new pair of Nike Air Jordan's," the second boy said. "I shall buy them for you myself," Bill promised.
"I want a customized wheelchair, complete with stereo and built in speakers," said the third boy. Looking at him with a puzzled expression, the former President asked, "Son, why would you ask for such a thing? You don't appear to be handicapped to me."
"I will be when my father finds out I saved you from drowning!" replied the third boy.
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