"Robber" joke

Late one night in the capitol city an Army deserter wearing a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs.
"Give me your money!" he demanded.
Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this
... I'm a Member of Parliament!"
"In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"

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