"Rolls-Royce" joke
Before going to Europe on business, a lawyer drove his Rolls-Royce to a downtown NY City bank and went in to ask for an immediate loan of $5, 000.
The loan officer, taken aback, requested collateral. “Well, then, here are the keys to my Rolls-Royce”, the lawyer said.
The loan officer promptly had the car driven into the bank’s underground parking for safe keeping, and gave him $5, 000.
Two weeks later, the lawyer walked through the bank’s doors, and asked to settle up his loan and get his car back. “That will be $5, 000 in principal, and $20. 30 in Interest”, the loan officer said. The lawyer wrote out a check and started to walk away.
“Wait sir”, the loan officer said, “while you were gone, I found out you are a millionaire. Why in the world would you need to borrow $5, 000? ”
The lawyer smiled. “Where else could I park my Rolls-Royce in Manhattan for two weeks and pay only $20. 30?
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