"Rooster and onion" joke
scientists have successfully crossed a rooster and a onion !!
the result is a BIG COCK that makes ur eyes water
This farmer has about 200 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So he goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster which he would sell. The other farmer says, "Yeah, I've this great rooster, named Randy. He'll service every chicken you got, no more...
A man was driving down a quiet country lane when out into the road strayed a rooster. Whack! The rooster disappeared under the car. A cloud of feathers.
Shaken, the man pulled over at the farmhouse, rang the door bell. A farmer appeared. The man, somewhat nervously more...
A farmer was sitting on the bottom step of his porch eating a sandwich when a hen zoomed by with a rooster in hot pursuit.
Suddenly, the rooster slammed on the brakes, slid to a halt and began pecking at the crumbs from the sandwich.
"Darn," muttered the more...
What do you get when you cross a rooster and an owl?
A cock that stays up all night!
While doing a vasectomy, the doctor slipped and cut off one of the man's balls. To avoid a huge malpractice suit, he decides to replace the missing ball with an onion. Several weeks later, the patient returned for a checkup."How's your sex life?" the doctor more...