"Row your boat." joke

God looked down from heaven and saw a guy rowing a boat down the river singing Row row row your boat gentaly down the stream.
god thought,"What if I take away 30% of the guys brain?"
The guy sang,"Row- Boat- Stream."
Then god took Half the guys brain.
The guy sang Row- Stream."
God laughed and took 90% of the guys brain.
He said,"Ahhhhhhhhh... Stream."
God laughed some more and thought,"What if I take 100% of this guys brain."
The dude started singing,"Be all that you can be!"

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