"Running Home" joke

The young, blonde wife was worried when her husband came bursting through the door one night after work, gasping for breath.
"What's wrong? Why are you so out of breath?" asked the concerned wife.
"First, please give me a glass of water," he gasped.
She rushed into the kitchen and brought him a glass of water. "Here, dear," she said. "Now tell me what's going on?"
"I had a really big achievement today," he announced proudly. "I ran behind the bus all the way home from work and saved a dollar."
"Oh, silly," she said. "You should have run behind a taxi. Then you could have saved ten dollars!"

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