"Russia may send spacecraft to knock away asteroid" joke
Plan B is to destroy the asteroid by sending up that Nigerian man with a bomb in his underpants.
A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "If I show you a really good trick, will you give me a free drink?" The bartender considers it, then agrees. The man reaches into his pocket and pulls out a hamster. He reaches into his other pocket and pulls out a tiny more...
Top Advantages of An Asteroid Really Hitting Earth
For starters, you'd be able to surf in South Dakota.
Wouldn't have to hear that garbage Aerosmith song anymore.
The one dinosaur on the planet (here's a clue.. he's purple) would be more...
Mother: Be careful, Ajay, most home accidents happen in the kitchen.
Ajay: I know, I have to eat them.