"SCA Humor" joke

sca humour

This is for all those who are familiar with the Society for Creative Anachronism. If you don't know what that means, you're not alone...

Disclaimer: If you are low on humor or feel that you have to defend the rights of fictitious people being made fun of: abort, delete or pay no attention to the following. In short, the following is all in fun and not meant to hurt anyone's feelings. Please post all personal flames directly to me and not the list. Thank you.

Today... Several SCA people were released from a hospital when it was realize brain damage and massive bruising were exceptable terms for being a Squire. While Knights suffered the same ailments, studies show that they just refuse to call it... into their doctors.

More Medical News... The feast-ocrat for the up coming event seems to have been found wondering the streets and despondent. Not having ID the police immediately knew who the person was as she kept mumbling the words,' I have to cook for 200 hundred people and KFC is not period'.

Sports News... Duke O.J. kills his 1,000 opponent. Denying the fact, his Grace stated,' If I had killed that many it was because I loved them'.

Court News... After a grueling 10 hour debate, the Order of the Pelican decided to elevate Lord Gryphan. With the help of entire Chivalry, 3 mules and a block & tackle, Lord Gryphan was elevated to a height of 10 feet.

Also today there has been a new order approved by the reigning King and Queen. The Order of the Winged Slipper. It's appearance is that of the winged shoes that Greek God Mercury wore. The qualifications of the order are that someone is able to retrieve Taco Bell food in under 10 minutes and sneak to Their Majesty's without anyone noticing.

The Winged Slipper scroll is said to have bright illumination around the edge, which, according to some, overpower the calligraphy. Upon questioning Their Majesties they said that the design was on purpose to encourage members to.. run for the boarder.