"SIGNS YOU'RE MARRIED TO A COP" joke

- When an argument starts, he calls for backup.
- Refers to the bedroom as "The Pokey."
- Calls passing gas the "silent alarm."
- Has a secret desire to see you in a Kevlar nightie.
- Lots of references to the "old night stick."
- Never hear him say, "Oh man, not donuts again!"
- Refers to his pecker as the "Breathalyzer"
- Stops you during lovemaking to ask if you know how fast you were going.
- Handcuffs don't turn him on anymore.
- Yes, that is a gun in his pocket!

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