"Salami & the Talibuttheads" joke

Q&A's about Salami Bin Coward & the Talibuttheads:

Q: Why does Salami Bin Coward carry a Turd in his pocket?
A: It's his photo ID.

Q: What do Salami Bin Coward and Hiroshima have in common?
A: Nothing - "yet".

Q: How do you play Talibutthead bingo?
A: B-52... F-16... B-1...

Q: What is the Talibuttheads national bird?
A: Duck.

Q: How is Salami Bin Coward like Fred Flintstone?
A: Both may look out their windows and see Rubble.

Q: What does Salami Bin Coward and General Custer have in common?
A: They both want to know where those Tomahawks are coming from!

Q: What's the difference between the Talibuttheads and a bucket of crap?
A: The bucket.

Q: What's the five day forecast for Afghanistan?
A: Two days.

Q: Why don't Salami Bin Coward's people eat turd sandwiches?
A: They hate bread.

Q: Why don't the Talibuttheads have drivers ed and sex ed classes on the same day?
A: The camels can't handle it.