"Sandwich" joke

A man rolls over after an incredible night of sex and looks his wife in the eye. "How come after all this sex, I have to get up at 4 in the morning and take a piss, but you can always last until morning?"
She smiles and replies "Have you ever tried to open a toasted cheese sandwich...?"

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