"Sandwitch making" joke

little sammys parents were out for a week so they got sally to baby sit him.when she got sammy to bed her boyfriend came over. and they wanted to have sex but they didnt want to wake sammy up so they said code names like
they were making a sandwitch:
mayo=fuck me
lettus=faster
meat=put your dick in farther
mustard=harder
so they used those code names all night... when sammy woke up that mornig he said sally why is there mayo on the couch and i herd you making a sandwitch last night i want you to do the same! please

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