"Santa Claus-Gone Bad" joke

There was a little boy that went to the mall to sit on santa's lap and when he sat down santa touched the little boys nose and asked,"
What do you want for Christmas, a c-a-r car?"
. The little boy said,"
No"
. Then santa responded and again touched his nose,"
Do you want a t-r-u-c-k truck?"
and the little boy responded,"
No, i want some p-u-s-s-y and don't tell me you don't have any cuase I can smell it on your fingers!"
.

• 0 Comments
• Liked by Same People