"Santa Funnies" joke

Q: What do they call Santa's helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses
Q: What do you call Santa Clause after he's fallen into a fireplace?
A: Krisp Kringle
Q: Who sings "Love Me Tender," and makes Christmas toys?
A: Santa's little Elvis
Q: Which of Santa's reindeers needs to mind his manners the most?
A: "Rude"olph
Q: What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?
A: A cookie sheet
Q: What reindeer has the cleanest antlers?
A: Comet
Q: What is the cow's holiday greeting?
A: Mooooory Christmas
Q: What does Santa like to eat?
A: A jolly roll
Q: Where do Santa's reindeers like to stop for lunch?
A: Deery Queen
Q: What does Santa say when he is sick?
A: OH OH NO!
Q: If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
A: Missile toe
Q: How does Santa Claus take pictures?
A: With his North Pole-aroid.
Q: What do you call the fear of getting stuck while sliding down a chimney?
A: Santa Claus-trophbia
Q: What do you call a cat on the beach at Christmas time?
A: Sandy Claus
The 3 stages of man:
He believes in Santa Claus.
He doesn't believe in Santa Claus.
He is Santa Claus.
Received from Mikey's Funnies.