"Santa Likes Girls" joke
One day a little boy was sitting on santas lap.
Santa puts his finger on the boy nose and says, ”I bet you’re name is (spells out) J I M M Y. ” Jimmys eyes lit up in excitement.
Santa puts his finger on Jimmys nose and says, ”I bet you want a B I K E. ” Again Jimmy was surprised, then gets a wierd look on his face and says, ”Santa, I bet you like G I R L S. ”Santa says “Yes, how do you know? ”Jimmy says, ”Cuz you’re finger smells like P *** Y. ”
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