"Santa Please Dont Go!" joke

A older girl was waiting for santa to come.When he slid down the chimney and buiseid himself with work.Before he left she stood up and said "Oh santa Please dont go!" santa looked araound and said "Sorry miss but I have to." at this the girl took off her shirt and said "Santa please dont go." santa blinked but still wouldnt stay.She took off her pants.Still he said "I have to go." she took off her bra "Say you will stay santa!" he shook his head and turned to leave.At one last otempt she took of her underwear and said seductivly "Oh santa...Pleaseeee dont go!" santa turned around and his jaw droped."Ah well I guess ill stay...I cant go up the chimney with my cock this way!"

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