"Santa in court" joke
A man was on trial for selling drugs, and his neighbour, Santa, was called as a witness.
The prosecutor asked: "Did you ever get any cocaine from the defendant?"
"No, sir," answered Santa.
"Did you ever get any from his wife?"
"No, sir."
"Did you ever get any from his daughters?"
"Excuse me, sir," Santa said, "are we still talking about cocaine?"
A man was bragging to his friends about how his sister disguised herself as a man and was able to join the army."But, wait a minute," said one listener, "She'll have to dress with the boys and shower with them too. Won't she?""Sure," replied the more...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He says, "What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out the more...
A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase.
He says,"What are you doing?"
She answers, "I'm moving to Las Vegas. I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 for doing what I do for you for free!"
Later that night on her way out more...
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