"Santa's prescription" joke
Outside a pharmacy in a busy street, a poor man is clutching onto a pole for dear life, not breathing, not moving, not twitching a muscle, just standing there, frozen.
The pharmacist, seeing this strange sight in front of his shop, goes up to his assistant, Santa, and asks, "What's the matter with that guy? Wasn't he in here earlier?"
Santa replies, "Yes he was. He had the most terrible cough and none of my prescriptions seemed to help."
Pharmacist says, "He seems to be fine now."
Santa replies, "Sure, he does. I gave him a box of the strongest laxatives [something that loosens the bowels. Used to combat constipation, overdose causes diarrhea] on the market. Now he won't dare cough!"
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