"Satan Pays A Visit" joke
One beautiful Sunday morning everyone in the small town woke up early and went to their local church.
As they were sitting in their pews talking before the service began, Satan suddenly appeared at the alter.
Everyone began screaming and running for the exit, trampling each other in a desperate attempt to get away from the evil incarnate.
Soon, everyone managed to evacuate the church except for one older gentleman who remained calmly seated in his pew. The gentleman appeared oblivious to the fact that God's ultimate enemy was in his presence.
This confused and angered Satan, so he walked over to the man and said, "Don't you know who I am?"
"Yep, sure do," replied the man.
"Aren't you afraid of me?" Satan asked.
"Nope, sure ain't," the man replied.
Satan, now more perturbed, asked, "Why aren't you afraid of me?"
The man looked at him and calmly replied, "I've been married to your sister for 32 years!"
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