"Satisfaction" joke
A young woman had her face severely burned in a serious car accident. The doctors were unable to use any skin on her body to graft onto her face for reconstructive surgery, so her husband offered the skin off his butt instead.
The surgery was successful and she was, once again, as beautiful as she was before the accident.
As she and her husband were watching TV together one evening, she broke down crying. "What's the matter, honey?" he asked her. With tears rolling down her cheeks she sobbed, "I can't believe you did this for me."
Putting his arms around her, he replied, "Sweetheart, I love you. I'd do anything for you."
"But how will I ever be able to repay you?" she asked.
"No need to repay me," he said. "You have no idea how much satisfaction I get each time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek!"
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