"Saved For Posterity" joke

A mortician was working late one night, examining bodies before they were sent off to be buried or cremated. As he examined the body of Mr. Jenkins, who was about to be cremated, he made an astounding discovery... Mr. Jenkins had the longest penis he had ever seen!
"Sorry, buddy," the mortician said, "but I just can't send you to the crematorium with such a tremendously huge penis. It must be saved for posterity."
With that, the mortician used his tools to remove the dead man's member, stuffed his prize into his briefcase and took it home.
As his wife greeted him, he said, "Honey, I have something to show you that you aren't going to believe," and he opened his briefcase.
"Oh no!" she screamed. "Jenkins is dead... "

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