"Saving Up" joke
A small town hotel was abuzz about a wedding taking place that afternoon where the groom was 90 and the bride a young, 23. The groom looked quite feeble and it was feared that the wedding night just might kill him since his bride was such a healthy, vivacious, young woman.
Much to everyone's surprise, the next morning the bride came down the stairway slowly, step by step, clinging to the bannister for dear life.
When she finally managed to reach the counter of the little shop in the hotel, the very concerned clerk asked her, "What happened to you, dear? You look like someone who has been wrestling a bear."
Groaning and clutching the counter, she was barely able to speak, "Dear Lord, he told me he'd been saving up for 70 years, but I thought he meant his money!"
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