"Saxophone Players" joke

Saxophonists think they are the most important players on stage.
Consequently, they are temperamental and territorial. They know all the Coltrane and Bird licks but have their own sound, a mixture of Coltrane and Bird.
They take exceptionally long solos, which reach a peak half way through and then just don't stop. They practice quietly but audibly while other people are trying to play. They are obsessed. Saxophonists sleep with their instruments, forget to shower, and are mangy.
If you talk to a saxophonist during a break, you will hear a lot of excuses about his reeds.

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