"Scary Collection 03" joke

A ghost joke
What happened when the ghost asked for a whiskey at his local bar?
The bartender said “Sorry sir, we don’t serve spirits here”!

A cannibal joke
Why did the cannibal live on his own?
He was fed up with other people!

A witch joke
What’s the witches favourite pop group?
Broomski Beat!

A Halloween joke
What happened when the girl dressed as a spoon left the Halloween party?
No one moved, they couldn’t stir without her!

A witch joke
What is evil and ugly on the inside and green on the outside?
A witch dressed as a cucumber!

A vampire joke
Why does Dracula have no friends?
Because he’s a pain in the neck!

A witch joke
How can you tell when a witch is really ugly?
When a wasp stings her it closes his eyes!