"Scary Collection 14" joke

A cannibal joke
What did the cannibal say to the explorer?
”Nice to meat you”!

A cannibal joke
Why was the cannibal fined$50 by the judge?
He was caught poaching!

A ghost joke
What do ghosts dance to?
Soul music!

A demon joke
What do demons have for breakfast?
Devilled eggs!

A Halloween joke
Why did the ghost go trick or treating on the top floor?
He was in high spirits!

A skeleton joke
What is a skeletons favourite drink?
Milk - it’s so good for the bones!

A werewolf joke
Why shouldn’t you grab a werewolf by it’s tail?
It might be the werewolf’s tail but it could be the end of you!

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