"Scary Collection 61" joke

A witch joke
What is the witches motto?
We came, we saw, we conjured!

A witch joke
What do you call a nervous witch?
A twitch!

A witch joke
How do witches on broomsticks drink their tea?
Out of flying saucers!

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What do you call a witches motor bike?
A baaaarrrroooooooommmm stick!

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How can you tell if a witch has a glass eye?
When it comes out in conversation!

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What happens to a witch when she loses her temper when riding her broom?
She flies off the handle!

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What happened when the old witch went to see a funny film?
The manager told her to cut the cackle!

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