"Scotsman robbed" joke

A Scotsman walks out of pub, stumbling back and forth with a key in his hand. A police officer approaches and asks, "Can I help you, mister?"
Aye, somebody stole me car!" the Scotsman replies.
The police officerasks, "Well now, where was your car the last time you saw it?"
"It was at the end of this key," explained the Scotsman.
During their discussions, the police officer notices the Scotsman's member protruding from his zipper for all the world to see.
"Are you aware that you're exposing yourself?"
The Scotsman looks down woefully and moans, "Oh me Lord.. they got me girlfriend too!"

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