"Sears Hardware" joke

A small guy is drinking beer and All of a sudden another punches him and says "Karate chop from Japan."

The small guy gets up and moves away. The same guy comes again and throws him. He then says "Judo throw from China".

The small guy goes out and is gone for an hour. He comes back knocks the guy out, and tells the bartender "When he comes to, tell him a crowbar from Sears."