"Second Coming" joke

One of the Council of the Twelve runs breathlessly into the Presidents'
office one day. The President looks up and says, "Brother, what is so
important that you ran all the way here, losing your breath?"
The Council member finally regains his breath, and says, "The Savior is
in the lobby!"
The President immediate starts for the door, saying, "It has come! The
prophecies are fulfilled! We are all about to be uplifted!"
The Council member says, "Wait! You didn't let me finish! She's
black, and SHE IS PISSED!"

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