"Second Honeymoon" joke

An elderly couple were planning to go on a second honeymoon to celebrate their 50th anniversary.
"We'll go to all the same places we went to on our first honeymoon," the old woman said.
"Yup," said the old man.
"We'll do all the things we did on our first honeymoon," said the old woman.
"Uh-huh," the old man replied.
"And, we'll make love like we did on our first honeymoon," the old woman added.
"Yup," replied the old man, "except, this time, I get to sit on the edge of the bed and cry, 'It's too big, it's too big!"

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