"Second Wedding Plans" joke

Married for 40 years, John and Betty decided they wanted to renew their vows and planned a second wedding. They were discussing the details with their friends.
Betty wasn't going to wear a traditional bridal gown and she started describing the dress she was planning to wear. One of her friends asked what color shoes she had to go with the dress.
Betty replied, "Silver."
At that point, John chimed in, "Yep, silver... to match her hair."
Shooting a glaring look at John's bald spot, Betty's friend said, "So John, I guess you are going barefoot."

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