"Seeking Counselling" joke
After just a few years of marriage filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife came to the conclusion that the only way to save their marriage was to seek counselling. They had been at each other's throats for some time and felt that this was their only chance.
When they arrived at the counsellor's office, the counsellor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?" Immediately, the husband held his long face down without saying anything. In contrast, the wife began talking a mile a minute, describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counsellor went over to her, picked her up by the shoulders, kissed her passionately and sat her back down. Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless.
The counsellor looked over at the husband, who stared in disbelief. The counsellor then told him, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "Ok, I can have her here on Mondays and Wednesdays."
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