"Selective-Dog Bite" joke

A policeman bitten by a dog came for treatment to the Safdarjang Hospital. He asked the pharmacist, "Arey bhai! Kuttey katne kee davaa dena - brother give me medicine for dog bite."
The pharmacist asked him, "Santree jee! Aap ko bhee kuttey nay kaat liya - how did a dog bite a policeman?"
The constable replied, "To tell you the truth, I was not wearing my uniform at the time."

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